Post-a-Letter from John Doe
Hello, prophets!
I, John Doe, have been expecting you. I've been watching you, and I'm not impressed.
I've been trying to get in touch with you, but you've been dodging my phone calls, ignoring my emails, and hiding from my knock-knock-knock-knocks.
Butæk I'm not here to play games. I've got a message for you, and it's going to change everything.