Our Most Deadly Projects

We're glad you asked.

We're not actually glad you asked. Our projects have been known to cause spontaneous combustion, turn the dead sea into a sea of despair, and reorganize the fabric of space-time in ways that make no logical sense.

Here are some of our most notable projects:

• The Inflatable Kitten of Doom

  A sentient, robotic kitten that will inflate to 10 times its original size and then devour its owner's soul.

• Quantum Flan

  A dessert that manipulates the quantum flux capacitor, causing anyone who consumes it to experience a 4th dimensional flavor sensation.

• The Doomsday Device

  A device that will reprogram the global supply of coffee to taste like stale bread.

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