Welcome to John's Squadron, where our motto is to "Operate, Obfuscate, and Conquer!"
We're a tight-knit group of highly trained, moderately caffeinated individuals,
specializing in covert operations, clandestine missions, and clandestine... snacks.
Our fleet consists of a single, highly modified 2007 Honda Civic, which we've lovingly dubbed "The Swooper".
Operations Log (password required)
