Welcome, fellow code ninjas! This is the secret lair where the world's most elite coders come to plot and scheme.
We've got the most advanced, over-the-top coding contraptions in the business! Our latest creation is the Contraption 5000, a machine that can generate an infinite loop of cat pictures.
Want to see more of our coding contraptions in action? Check out our Contraption 2000 page for a machine that can generate an infinite loop of cat pictures with laser pointers.
Meet the geniuses behind the lair: