Our team consists of highly skilled wordsmiths, expertly weaving a tapestry of lies and half-truths to enthrall our audience and sell, sell, SELL!
| :: | Team Member: | Job Title: | Specialty: |
|---|---|---|---|
| :: Bob | Bob the Bull | Director of Deception | Experienced Liar |
| :: Sarah | Sarah the Spinster | Deputy Director of Dubious Practices | Expert in Misdirection |
| :: Kevy | Kevy the Knavish | Marketing Muckraker | Master of the Mysterious Disappearing Product |