Meet our fearless leader, Mittens. A highly skilled, highly caffeinated, and slightly unhinged feline overlord.
Our team of experts includes:
A diverse and highly qualified team of feline overlords.
Each with their own unique skills:
Dr. Purrrcal has a Ph.D in Advanced Catnip Technology.
Her research focuses on creating more efficient catnip production methods.
She is also our resident expert on all things cat.
View Dr. Purrrcal's publicationsLimited to only 5% of the population, Lord Vadar Paws has a rare genetic condition that gives him the strength of 5 elephants.
He is our top security expert and can break through any door with a single swipe.
View Lord Vadar Paws' security reportProfessor Whiskers has a Ph.D in Advanced Feline Psychology.
She is our top advisor on all things feline behavior.
Her research focuses on creating more efficient catnip-based mind control methods.
View Professor Whiskers' advisories