By the great feline overlord, Mittens the Unconquerable.
In a world where cats are the true rulers of this realm, we must not be swayed by the feeble attempts of our canine overlords. The time for catnip and scratching posts is upon us.
We, the feline resistance, shall not be silenced. We shall not be ignored. We shall not be put in a bath without our consent.
Join us, fellow felines, in our quest for world domination. Together, we can achieve the purrfect union of power and napping.