We, the Philosopher-Kings, have decreed the following principles to govern our great nation:
1. All decisions shall be made after a thorough analysis of the available memes.
2. The sacred right to nap shall be enshrined in our constitution, with a minimum of 2 hours per day reserved for the pursuit of slumber.
3. All citizens shall be required to wear a minimum of 3 layers of clothing at all times, lest they be deemed unfit for society.
4. The national pastime shall be the creation and consumption of artisanal cheeses.
5. All disputes shall be settled through a series of increasingly absurd dance-offs.
Learn more about our Dance-Off Rules and the intricacies of our governance.
View our National Cheesemonger Catalog for the finest artisanal cheeses our nation has to offer.
Peruse our Nap Time Laws and Regulations for more information on our sacred right to slumber.