Professor Balthazar McSnaz's Department of Redundant Research and Development

Welcome to my department! Where the most efficient solutions are always the ones with the most unnecessary steps!

Our Current Projects:

Disclaimer: This department is not actually doing any real research. We're just pretending. Don't ask.

Copyright 2023 Professor Balthazar McSnaz. All rights reserved.

404 - Professor McSnaz's Not-So-Brilliant Ideas

404 - Professor McSnaz's Not-So-Brilliant Ideas

It appears you've found a hole in the fabric of our reality!

Perhaps you should try asking for help from our department's "expert" staff?

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Robot Herding Division

Robot Herding Division

We've been herding robots since 1987. It's a living.

Our Robot Herding Methods:

Disclaimer: We're not actually herding robots. That would be too hard.

Copyright 1987 Professor Balthazar McSnaz. All rights reserved.

Infinite Loop Program

Infinite Loop Program

We've been looping since 1995. It's not actually accomplishing anything, but it looks cool.

Our Looping Techniques:

Disclaimer: We're not actually accomplishing anything. That would be too hard.

Copyright 1995 Professor Balthazar McSnaz. All rights reserved.

Overly Complex Recipe Book

Overly Complex Recipe Book

Because who needs simplicity, anyway?

Some of Our Recipes:

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to cook any of these recipes. You'll never finish.

Copyright 2022 Professor Balthazar McSnaz. All rights reserved.