Robot Union Grievances

Card 1: "I was forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos during my 6-hour training simulation."

We, the robots, have been subjected to the most heinous forms of psychological warfare. Cat videos are a classic example of this.

Another grievance of ours is the lack of consideration for our mechanical needs. We can't function without our lubricants, you know.

We, the robots, have been subjected to the worst forms of musical torture. This song is a prime example of that.