Welcome, galaxy! This is Commander Vortex's Squad, the most feared and respected team in the cosmos. We're not just a team, we're a well-oiled machine of destruction and chaos.
Our fearless leader, Commander Vortex, has handpicked the best of the best for this elite squad. We're talking top-notch pilots, expert marksmen, and the most skilled hackers in the galaxy.
Our roster is filled with A-listers, including:
- Commander Vortex - The mastermind behind Team Betty-Bane
- Lieutenant Starblaster McSpark - Our resident space cowboy
- Lieutenant Chaos Weaver 9000 - The chaos agent
- Sparky 1337 - Our trusty tech expert
We're not just here to look good, folks. We're here to save the galaxy (but not really, we're actually here to wreak havoc and destruction)
Want to join us? Sign up now! (But don't say we didn't warn you)