Team Roster: Madam Whiskerwitch's Magnificent Miscreants

Welcome to the roster of Madam Whiskerwitch's Magnificent Miscreants, a team of highly skilled, marginally competent, and utterly absurd adventurers.

Each member of our team is a master of their craft, except for the guy in the corner who just likes to eat Cheetos.

• Our Mighty Magnifico - Master of Disproportionate Mustaches and Unreliable Navigation
• Squire Socksnose - Expert in Sock Puppets and Occasional Accidental Hugging
• Bernard the Brain - Master of Unnecessary Calculations and Inane Ramblings
• Chester the Chronically Confused - Expert in Getting Lost and Forgetting What He Was Doing
• Johny the Cheeto Eater - Professional Cheeto Connoisseur and Occasional Snack Thief

Join us on our quest for... something, we're not really sure what. But it'll be fun, we promise!