There are 3 Blorps in total. 1 is on a donut break.
See Blorp Operational StatusCreated: 2023-02-27 04:00:00
Status: Online
Created: 2022-01-01 12:00:00
Status: Offline - on Donut Break
Created: 2023-02-27 05:00:00
Status: Offline - Refused to be Oiled
Next Scheduled Update: 2024-02-27 05:00:00
The information presented here is entirely fictional and not to be taken seriously. Or is it?