Team Roster: Our Unremarkable Existence

Meet the Faces Behind the Middling Performance

Our team consists of individuals who are just trying to get by in life without drawing too much attention to themselves.

John is our lead developer. He's good at coding, but only when he's alone in his basement.

Jane is our team manager. She's good at making sure everyone shows up on time, but only because she's always right next to them.

Bob is our team mascot. He's good at eating donuts and making awkward small talk.