Team "Shift Happens" Roster
- Jim, Shift Manager
- Sarah, Shift Supervisor
- John, Coffee Connoisseur
- Mel, Time Traveler
- Steve, The Guy Who Always Takes The Long Way Home
- Ellen, The Person Who Always Asks Where The Break Room Is
- Phil, The One Who Always Eats The Last Donut
Team "Shift Happens" is a team of highly trained professionals who are experts at doing absolutely nothing. We're like the Special Forces of productivity, but without the special forces.
Our motto is "Shift Happens, But We're Here To Make It Happen (Not Really)".