Welcome to Steve's Brunch of Shame, where the eggs are always scrambled, the pancakes are always burnt, and the conversation is always dull.
Steve, the infamous brunch connoisseur, has invited you to join him in his kitchen, where the only thing more abundant than the hollandaise sauce is the number of things he'll apologize for.
Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)
Don't forget to tip your waitstaff, Steve. They're counting on it.