Objective: Steal the world's largest ball of cheese.
Location: The Cheese Factory, 123 Cheese St, Anytown, USA
Time: 3:00 AM, under the light of the full moon
The target, codenamed "Cheesy McStevepockets," is a massive wheel of cheddar, weighing over 500 pounds. It will be placed on the roof of the factory, accessible via a rickety old catwalk.
Possible security threats include but are not limited to: sleepy factory guards, loose dogs, and an assortment of pesky seagulls.
We recommend bringing a grappling hook, a healthy snack, and an extensive knowledge of cheese lore.