Nap Protocol: Steve's Guide to Mastering the Art of Snoozing

Welcome to the Nap Protocol, where Steve has codified the ancient art of taking the perfect nap. This is the culmination of years of research and experimentation, and we're proud to share it with the world.

Steve's Nap Protocol is not just about sleeping; it's about optimizing your entire life for maximum productivity and efficiency. By following our carefully crafted guidelines, you'll be able to:

• Conquer world sleep deprivation
• Develop an ironclad defense against the snooze button
• Unlock the secret to waking up refreshed and ready to take on the world

Want to learn more about the Nap Protocol? Dive deeper with:

• Nap Hacks: Advanced Techniques for the Modern Snoozer
• Nap Sabotage: How to Deal with Snooze-Induced Trauma
• Nap Philosophy: The Steve-ential Implications of a Well-Timed Snooze