Welcome to Steve's Napping Guru Training Program, where the art of doing absolutely nothing is taken very seriously.
As a certified Napping Guru, you'll learn how to nap anywhere, anytime, and in any situation.
But what happens when you wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world? The answer: The Awakeness Crisis Management.
Our expert trainers will guide you through the delicate process of coping with the sudden and overwhelming sense of purpose.
Don't let The Awakeness get the best of you! Learn how to avoid productivity.