Level 3: The Dark Art of Snoozing

Sublevel 3.1: Mastering the Ancient Art of Cat Napping

Here, the true test of a napping guru begins. You must learn to harness the energy of your feline overlords and use it to fuel your own slumbering prowess.

Prerequisites: Cat Whisperer certification from Level 2, extensive knowledge of whisker politics and scratching post diplomacy.

Continue to Cat Whisperer 2.0

Sublevel 3.2: Napping with the Machines

Now, you must integrate with the modern world and learn to harness the soothing hum of technology to fuel your napping sessions.

Prerequisites: Basic programming knowledge, familiarity with the art of charging a phone without actually turning it off.

Learn more about Napping with the Machines Charging Techniques for the Sleepy

Sublevel 3.3: The Art of Napping in Extreme Environments

Here, the true limits of a napping guru are pushed to the limit. Will you be able to snooze in the midst of a Category 5 napping storm, or while trapped in a elevator during a 12-hour work day?

Prerequisites: Advanced napping techniques, extensive experience with white noise and/or elevator music.

Napping in the Furnace Elevator Napping 101

Final Exam: The Napping Guru's Gauntlet

Here, the true worth of a napping guru is tested. Can you navigate the gauntlet of napping trials and emerge unscathed?

Prerequisites: Completion of all previous levels, a strong stomach, and a willingness to face the abyss of napping despair.

Face the Napping Gauntlet