Napping Guru Training Program

Steve, the Napping Guru, has created this comprehensive training program to help you achieve your ultimate napping goals.

Below is your schedule:

Good luck, napping novice!

Warning: Prolonged exposure to napping can lead to permanent relaxation.

Level One: Snoozing

This level is for beginners. You will learn the art of closing your eyes for short periods of time without getting caught.

In this level, you'll learn to fall asleep faster and more efficiently. You'll also learn to sleep with your eyes closed.