Steve's Guide to the Perfect Nap

It's not just a nap, it's a state of mind. A state of pure, unadulterated relaxation.

Step 1: Clear your mind
Step 2: Clear your schedule
Step 3: Clear your bed
Step 4: Clear your thoughts

Learn more about the Nap Continuum Theory

Note: The links are fictional, but they seem plausible in the context of the page content. The page is a satirical take on the concept of napping, and the links provide more absurd philosophical and humorous takes on the subject.