Welcome to Steve's Power-Napping Headquarters!

Power-Napping is a revolutionary new way of getting things done without actually doing any work. By harnessing the power of napping, you can increase productivity, focus, and overall sense of well-being. But, be warned: it's highly addictive!

Our team of expert nappers, led by the infamous Steve, will guide you through the basics of Parasitic-Napping, a specialized form of Power-Napping that involves napping while simultaneously parasitizing your coworkers' tasks.

Don't believe us? Check out our Parasitic-Napping Techniques page to see how it's done.