In this, the first and most essential technique, one must master the art of snatching a sock without anyone noticing. A delicate balance of speed and stealth is required, much like a ninja, but without the ninja costume.

Step 1: Create a diversion: Distraction is key. Engage your roommate in conversation, preferably about something mundane like last night's dinner or your favorite sports team.

Click here for Technique 2: The Sock-Snatching Sprint.