Steve's secret to becoming a master power-napper: it's all about fueling your body for optimal napping efficiency. This technique involves sipping coffee while pretending to work, all while covertly nodding off.
Slip your coffee cup under the conference table, making sure the cup is positioned in such a way that it appears you're just, uh, "reaching for a pen."
Learn the art of "reaching" for your coffee without getting caught!
Set your workspace up for napping success: position your chair directly under the air vent for maximum air circulation, and make sure your coworkers think you're just "reorganizing" your desk.
Read about the importance of strategically placed Post-it notes for napping!
When asked what you're doing, simply say you're "in the zone" or "focusing on a complex problem." This will make you appear dedicated, not comatose.
Learn the art of feigning productivity with Steve's patented "I'm on a deadline" technique!
Remember, practice makes perfect, so try out these techniques in your own workplace today!