Back to Power-Napping Techniques Technique 1: The Sneaky Snooze Technique 2: The Caffeine Coup de Grâce Technique 3: The Art of Disappearing Act Technique 4: The Power-Napping Parlor

Technique 3: The Art of Disappearing Act

Steve's most advanced power-napping technique. It requires a deep understanding of human psychology and a keen sense of timing.

Start by making your coworkers believe you're working diligently on a project, but in reality, you're secretly taking a 3-hour nap in the supply closet. The key is to make your snore sound as much like a printer malfunctioning as possible.

When someone asks you to do something, simply nod and smile, making them feel like you're on the verge of a breakthrough.

As you're being "discovered" by your coworkers, feign surprise and excitement, saying something like "Oh, I was just, uh, testing the air quality in here."

Repeat this process until you've reached your desired level of alertness.

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