This is a totally-not-serious privacy policy because, let's be real, nobody actually reads this stuff.
We'll only share it with our highly trained team of highly trained monkeys who will use it to make informed decisions about your browsing habits.
We'll also share it with our advertisers, who will use it to make you look at more ads.
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Don't worry, we'll never sell them or share them with anyone except our highly trained team of highly trained monkeys.
We promise not to use your info for nefarious purposes, like making you watch cat videos all day or making you join a secret society.
We'll only use it to make you a better, more informed citizen of the world.
Don't bother, we'll still get your info.
But if you must, contact our highly trained team of highly trained monkeys at /steve/privacy-policy/opt-out.
This policy is totally not serious. Don't take it seriously.
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