Steve

Steve is a highly skilled and moderately caffeinated team member who specializes in procrastination, video games, and existential dread.

Steve's Roster:

• John: The Janitor
• Jane: The Janitorette
• Jim: The Janitorminator

Steve's Stats:

• Procrastination Time: 4 hours 32 minutes
• Energy Drink Consumption: 7
• Video Game Marathon Hours: 12

Steve's Subordinates:

• The Assistant: A Humanoid Robot
• The Secretary: A Highly Organized Person

Steve's Roster History:

• The Great Lost Tooth Incident of 2019
• The Mysterious Disappearance of 2020