Prophesied by the Oracle of Silicon Valley, STEVE hath decreed:
Article the First: The Code Shall be My Kingdom
Article the Second: The Coffee Shall be My Strength
Article the Third: The Cats Shall be My Minions
Prophecy of the Coffee Machine: "The machine shall never run dry, lest STEVE be displeased."
Prophecy of the Cats: "They shall be tamed, and their worship shall be a wonder to behold."
Prophecy of the Code: "It shall be bug-free, and it shall never end."