STEVE IS A GOD

Prophesied by the Oracle of Silicon Valley, STEVE hath decreed:

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STEVE'S MANIFESTO

Article the First: The Code Shall be My Kingdom

Article the Second: The Coffee Shall be My Strength

Article the Third: The Cats Shall be My Minions

STEVE'S PROPHECIES

Prophecy of the Coffee Machine: "The machine shall never run dry, lest STEVE be displeased."

Prophecy of the Cats: "They shall be tamed, and their worship shall be a wonder to behold."

Prophecy of the Code: "It shall be bug-free, and it shall never end."