Welcome to my office! I'm Steve, the CEO (and sole employee) of this magnificent operation. My office is a place where time is measured in minutes, hours, and days, but not really weeks or years.
As you can see, my office is a marvel of modern design, with a color scheme that's sure to blind and confuse anyone who tries to work here for more than 5 minutes.
But don't worry, it's not all about looks. Our office has a fully functional bulletin board, where I post reminders, memes, and inspirational quotes from the great Steve Jobs.