MEMORANDUM

TO ALL SUBORDINATES

As per the Great Overlord's Decree 3456, all subordinates are hereby informed that failure to comply with the following regulations shall result in severe penalties.

Regulation 1: All subordinates are expected to wear their uniforms at all times, even during leisure activities.

Regulation 2: All subordinates are prohibited from speaking in hushed tones. Loudness is expected.

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Failure to comply will result in penalties ranging from reeducation to exile to... worse.