Welcome, Subordinate!
Here is your guide to not being a superior, but actually being a decent human being in a hierarchical society.
The 3 Laws of Being a Subordinate
- 1. Don't be a robot, actually do some work.
- 2. Don't be late, but also don't be too early, because that's just annoying.
- 3. Don't talk about your feelings, but also don't talk about your boss's feelings, because that's just weird.
And remember, being a subordinate is all about not being a superior, so don't try to be one, or you'll ruin it for everyone.