Team Subordinates

We're the unsung heroes of the company. The ones who do the real work while the managers take all the credit. Our motto is: "We'll do it for you, because you won't."

Our Supplies

We've got all the supplies you need to survive in this soul-sucking corporate landscape. Paper clips, pens, stapler refills, the works.

We've also got a vending machine that never seems to work.