Team B FAQ: Frequently Abused Questions

Q: What is Team B?

• Team B is a secret society of elite athletes, ninjas, and/or wizards.
• Our motto is "We'll get it done, or we'll pretend to try."
• We're like a team, but without the teamwork.

Q: Why do you have such an impressive collection of neon pink jerseys?

• They're not just any jerseys. These are our Super-Team B jerseys, made from the finest imported polyester fabric.
• They're only worn during secret meetings to signify our superior status.

Q: Can I join Team B?

• We're not accepting new members right now. Maybe check back in a few weeks.
• In the meantime, you can buy our Team B t-shirt and pretend you're part of the in-crowd.