CEO Values
We believe that the key to success lies in our ability to make money while pretending to care about you.
Our company's values are simple:
- Profit over people
- Meetings over productivity
- Free coffee in the break room
- Casual dress code (as long as it's not on Friday)
If you're looking for a job that will challenge you to be your best self, you're in the wrong place.
But if you're looking for a job that will challenge you to be your worst self, you're in luck!