So, you've managed to jam a paperclip in the stapler. Congratulations! You're a true master of office supplies.

  1. Use a paper towel to fish it out. No, seriously, that's the best solution.
  2. Call in a professional. We have a team of highly trained stapler engineers on standby.
  3. Just leave it there. It's a conversation starter.

Or, if all else fails, there's always our Emergency Stapler Extraction Service.