Technical Support Update: Don't Die Trying

It's been 2 weeks since our last update, and we're still here, miraculously. But don't get too comfy, folks! Our engineers are frantically typing away, trying to keep the site running without too much soul-crushing despair.

We've fixed:

• That one weird error that made your cat's hair stand up
• The occasional 404 that was just a fun little Easter egg
• The font that was just a bit too... fonty

But wait, there's more!

We've also added:

• A new feature that auto-renders your cat's face in ASCII art
• A 'Report a Bug' button that just reports it to the void
• A 'Contact Us' form that sends your email directly to our CEO's spam filter

So, go ahead, update, and don't die trying!