You've made it to subsubpage 8! Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of confusion. Here you'll find:
• The art of making a decent cup of coffee while blindfolded
• A step-by-step guide to tying your shoelaces while in a tornado
Learn more about the ancient art of parallel parking with your eyes closed
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to excessive frustration
• Uncontrollable urge to shout at inanimate objects
• Permanent loss of sense of smell (don't ask us, it's just science)