Step 1: Gather Ingredients
Find the finest, most obscure ingredients in the land.
Step 2: Chop, Dice, and Mince
- Chop the onions, but not too finely.
- Dice the carrots, but only if they're feeling particularly spry.
- Mince the garlic, but only if you're feeling particularly peckish.
Repeat as necessary.
Step 3: Saute, Simmer, Serve
- Sauté the mixture until it's nice and toasty.
- Simmer it for exactly 7 minutes, or until the sauce thickens to your liking.
- Serve it with a side of existential dread.
Voilà!