A recipe fit for the gods, crafted by the wisest chefs of old. A symphony of flavors, a dance of textures, a feast for the senses.
Golden Saffron Crusted Sausages
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A pinch of salt, a dash of hope, and a healthy dose of secret ingredients. The exact quantities are lost to the sands of time, but the essence remains.
Combine in a large, ornate pot, and stir clockwise for seven times seven. Then, with the precision of a thousand midnights, add a splash of the liquid that holds the universe.
Serve with a side of ancient bread, freshly baked in the heart of the earth.
Bonus tip: Don't forget to wear your finest toga while serving!
May cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and temporary loss of mortal sense of time.
Consume at your own risk. Or not.
This dish is not responsible for any property damage caused by excessive dancing, or for any claims of "I'm a god now".