Write a novel in 3 hours: because who needs sleep?

Step 1: Ignore the Clock

Don't look at it. Don't even glance at it. You'll only get distracted by the ticking of its cruel, unblinking face.

Step 2: Write a Novel in a Blank Page Step 3: Use the Pomodoro Method of Desperation

Subtle Hints

For the love of all that is good and holy, do not try to plot. Just let the words flow like vomit from a diseased stomach.

And for the love of all that is holy and good and not diseased, use a thesaurus. You'll thank me later.

Step 4: Use a Thesaurus of Desperation