Warning: what you're about to read may cause excessive sweating, eye-rolling, and spontaneous combustion.
Or not.
It's not just about adding more features, it's about adding more, MORE, MORE.
Features, codebases, and dependencies. Until it's a mess of spaghetti code and confused stakeholders.
But hey, who needs maintainability, scalability, and simplicity when you can have Over-Engineering-It-Is?
Read on, if you dare.