Pretzel Differential Equations: The Unlikely Solution to the Universe's Existential Crisis

Solutions to the Pretzel Differential Equations

The universe, in its infinite wisdom, has chosen to present to us the most complex and bewildering of equations. But fear not, dear reader, for we have a solution that will make the cosmos sing with joy.

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d/dx(y) = x^2 + 4xy - 5y^2
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And so, the pretzel differential equation is solved as follows:

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y = (2x + C) / (2x - 4)
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Where C is a constant, but not just any constant, my dear friend. C must be a pretzel rod, preferably with a dash of sea salt.