Deflection Theory 101: Where the Art of Avoidance Meets Science
Deflection theory is the ultimate guide on how to avoid actual progress, because, let's be real, who needs to get things done when you can spend your time browsing cat videos instead?
Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Deflection
Learn the basics of deflection, including:
- The art of pretending to be busy, even when you're not
- The science of finding the perfect excuse, every time
- The technique of making everyone else think you're a responsible adult, while secretly you're a professional procrastinator
Chapter 2: Deflection in Action
See it in action, with real-life examples of how deflection can help you:
- Avoid actual work by using the "I'm on a deadline, but it's not a real deadline" defense
- Get out of a meeting by claiming you have "urgent family business" (even when you don't)
- Justify your Netflix binge-watching habits as "research" for a "very important project"
Want to learn more? Click on one of the links below to dive deeper into the world of deflection: