Beta State Meditation

Warning: Beta state meditation is not for the faint of heart. It's like trying to tune a guitar while being attacked by a swarm of bees.

Or, you know, just sit quietly, focus on your breath, and try not to think about all the impending doom.

Current beta state: -3.7

Recommended beta states for beginners:

• Chaos Theory
• Quantum Fluctuations
• Neural Nanobrodo

Side Effects of Beta State Meditation

May cause:

• Temporary blindness to reason
• Permanent loss of sanity
• Spontaneous human combustion
• Spurious, unexplained feelings of existential dread
• And a general sense of impending doom

Disclaimer

By engaging with this beta state meditation, you agree to hold us harmless for any damage caused by your descent into madness.