Elimination Strategies

The Art of Being Rid of Things

A comprehensive guide to eliminating the unnecessary, the unwanted, and the utterly absurd.

Strategic Elimination Techniques

Learn the art of targeted elimination with our expert techniques:

• The Shotgun Method: Eliminate everything in sight.
• Whac-a-Mole: A game of chance, and mole-ly.
• Tunnel Vision: Focus on the prize, ignore the rest.

Specialized Elimination Tools

For when you need a more...persnickety approach.

• Thermionic Razor: For the precision of a hot knife.
• Atomic Squirt: For when you want to leave no room for error.