Advanced Quantum Socks

Warning: These socks are not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of toe.

With our patented Quantum Flux Capacitor technology, these socks can:

• Teleport you to a different dimension with every step
• Change color based on your mood (and also your surroundings)
• Perform complex calculations to optimize your sock drawer organization

But don't just take our word for it! Here's what our customers have to say:

"I wore these socks to the store, and when I got back, I was wearing a different shirt." - Socky McSockface

"I'm not sure what's more impressive: the socks or the existential dread they've given me." - Socky's mom

Want to see more Quantum Socks in action? Check out our:

• Quantum Socks in Action
• Socks for Your Mind