Sock Signal Interpretation Techniques for the Clumsy
Warning: Do not use these techniques if you are a skilled sock enthusiast. They are intended for the clumsy, the hapless, and the perpetually bewildered.
- Matching by Accident: The Art of Wearing Two Socks of the Same Color
- Sock Stashing: The Secret to Not Losing Your Socks in the Washing Machine (Again)
- Sock Pairing by Drawbridge: The Science of Forcing Socks Together with Tape and Willpower
For those who dare to try: