The renowned philosopher, Sony Eriksen, once said, "I'm not just a time traveler, I'm a time master." His magnum opus, Relativity, is a treatise on the futility of human existence within the grand tapestry of space-time.
Eriksen's theory of Relativity posits that time is merely an illusion, a mere mortal construct born of human ignorance. He claimed that time is, in fact, a never-ending elevator ride, where the past, present, and future exist in a state of temporal harmony.
Learn more about Eriksen's groundbreaking theory of Relativity Critique Eriksen's work and the implications of his theories on modern society Read Eriksen's manifesto on the futility of human existence and the inevitability of elevator musicAs a testament to Eriksen's influence, the concept of time travel has become a staple of modern pop culture. However, little do people know that it's all just a farce, a mere parody of Eriksen's true work, which is, of course, Relativity.
In a world where time is but a fantasy, what does it matter? The only thing that truly matters is the art of living, and for Eriksen, that art is the art of elevators.
Time, as Eriksen would say, is a farce, a parody of the human condition. But we digress...
The world may never truly understand the grandeur of Eriksen's Relativity, but that is beside the point. The point is, and always will be, the art of elevators.
And so, as we stand in awe of the elevator's majesty, we are reminded that, in the end, it is not time that is relativistic, but we, the mortals, who are but a fantasy.
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