Are you tired of being a mere mortal, subject to the whims of the sushi chef? Do you yearn to ascend to the realm of the sushi trolling elite? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide will instruct you in the ancient art of sushi trolling.
Walk into the sushi bar, confidently place your order, then, just as the chef is about to serve, declare, "Wait, I've changed my mind, I want it with extra wasabi... no, wait, I mean no wasabi." Repeat this process 3-5 times, then storm off, muttering something about "I'll just go to the other place down the street." Read more about The Fake Order
Walk in, order a sushi roll, then, just as the chef is about to present it, exclaim, "Wait, is that sashimi? I never knew you did sashimi! I'll have that instead!" The chef will be left bewildered, wondering how they missed the memo on sashimi. Read more about The Sudden Interest in Sashimi
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